Marriage has top priority, ran a top Tory promise to win our votes.

Now, a year later, Prime Minister Cameron has forgotten his ‘marriage vows’ scoring a mere two out of ten for family support, so states the Tory’s own Centre for Social Justice think tank.

Promises to reinstate tax breaks for marrieds have ‘moved off the radar’.

Another broken pledge; another lie.

This week Lib Dem MP David Laws excused the theft of £40,000 from us because he wanted to hide his homosexuality.

Parliament, desperately wanting this ‘clever man’ back in power, bans him for a week.

Thank God the police are investigating if this puny punishment fits such a massive fraud.

Thirdly, the coalition promised that banks would never again be big enough to hold the nation to ransom by causing economic chaos.

Progress so far: NIL!

If banks gamble and lose tomorrow, we’ll still have to bail them out because we can’t afford to let them sink.

And they know it, and laugh all the way to their own banks to deposit bumper bonuses paid by us.

Commerce copies corruption. My Oswaldtwistle friend Terence bled profusely, ruining his own bed, while recovering from a massive operation this month.

His so-called comprehensive accident insurance cover to get a new bed proved absolutely worthless.

At the same time one bank was found guilty of swindling its own customers of £8 billion in an insurance racket.

A divine book written two to four thousand years ago and celebrated at two events at Blackburn Cathedral today explains this behaviour to a tee, and also describes God’s solutions to save sinful humans from themselves.

The Bible, which enjoys its 400th year in English this year, is far more than a dust gatherer.