Okay, I have actually seen it all now.

A bunch of folk jumping up and down outside a fast food store because they don’t want it to be halal.

Shock, horror! The Muslims are taking over and are about to make your lives horrible.

At what point did these folk actually think that anyone really gives a hoot?

Most of the takeaways in this region are halal and the reason is simple.

Because the brothers can make a mean chicken kebab on naan bread and they can sell it for under two quid.

The ‘Islamification of the Britain’ has nothing to do with it.

Maybe we’ve all got the Islamification of Britian all wrong.

It actually means cheap fast food that comes with garlic and chilli sauce?

Life is all about economics.

And I know most people don’t care if anything is halal or not as long as it tastes the same.

Take the Zing out of the Zinger burger and you may see me outside the KFC in my shell suit and earring.

Anyway you have to kind of feel sorry for the Colonel.

On one side he has people shouting ‘no to halal’ and on the other side he’s got Lancashire Council of Mosques (LCM) stating the food is ‘not halal enough’.