Continuing the theme of 'Sista Saira's' rant (The Last Bit number 89), I would like to elaborate.

Firstly, I would like to commend the writer for succeeding in encompassing lifes irritations so well, that after reading her little irritating piece I couldnt help but naturally feel irritated.

We do cuckoos a great dis-service our 'sista' I am beginning to think you might have meant loony land and that is definitely a place where you see the 'dhal flowing from the mountains.'

Emotive comments should not be written without proper consideration and NO sista-blista we ain't all racist! Being racist is to hate on the basis of racial difference and to incite racial hatred. I dont know how many Pakistanis, Bangldeshis or Indians are waving P*** off back home placards at each other. On this basis and as a seasoned expert on lifes irritations I present to you some pondering thoughts- whats hot and whats not of lifes irritations.

Isnt it irritating that everywhere you cast your glances it is evident there is a mass cloning effect taking place within the female Asian diaspora?

All of them possess unnaturally straight hair, plastered like cellophane sheets and horrid orangey-blonde streaks in an attempt to emulate Claudia Schiffer.

Speaking of hair, isn't it irritating to see unkept spikey mops being unsuccessfully passed off as fashionable mullets? It's time someone brought back the nice simple combed side-parting.

May also add a clause similar to that of Sista Saira's - 'I didnt mean any of it...'

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Preston