CAN you believe it? Just over a month into 1997 and already we are being warned of a drought!
The reason, say the boffins, is that Britain has experienced its driest January in more than 200 years (that's if you don't count George Best's house of course!).
Water companies are thinking of piping water from France - great, Perrier on tap!
I see research shows that men in certain jobs are more likely to stray.
The Dirty Dozen danger jobs are salesmen, lawyers, truck drivers, dentists, businessmen, pilotsa, musicians, sailors, doctors, executives, soldiers and sportsmen.
Milkmen are furious at not being in the Top 12 and are sueing for loss of reputation.
Congrats to ex-Blue Peter TV presenter Caron Keating who gave birth to a baby boy.
I hear the baby's doing well - wrapped up in sticky-back plastic, inside a cradle made from an empty cornflake box while being fed from a washing up liquid bottle at Caron's home on Tracy Island.
There are all kinds of bizarre ideas flying about with what to do with the Royal yacht.
Labour suggested the old ship should be sent somewhere that reflects the rich history of the Royal Family - but the marriage guidance service say they don't want it!
Here's your chance to win a fabulous Rock FM jogging suit - FREE. I have three to give away this week.
Just answer the question and send it to the Citizen Internet, 3 Winckley Court,Chapel Street, Preston by February 12.
What are the christian names of the Spice Girls?
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