*You've got to laugh, haven't you? What about the naked man who robbed a bank in Miami and was caught by the police. I would have loved to have seen his face when they shouted "Stick 'em up". Isn't it a good job they didn't have an identity parade!

*I see they are planning a remake of Charlie's Angels. Cor, some of the cast are so old they almost are angels.

*A motorist recently filled up with £30 of petrol at a garage and realised he'd forgotten his wallet - so he left his wife as security! Okay, but how did he cover the other £29?

*Got your new self-assessment tax form yet? It's easier to find your way round the Crystal Maze!

*A nudist bride and groom stripped off last weekend for their wedding reception.

Apparently she kept her garter on ... so there would be a bit of mystique left for the wedding night!

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