Rock FM's Kev Seed's crazy column.
I see a woman bigamist has walked free from court after agreeing to get help with her obsession which has led to her marrying five men in eleven years.
But before the 32-year-old reached the door, she'd proposed to the judge, the prosecuting counsel, a couple of ushers, three policemen ... and a little old lady who serves coffee!
A Derbyshire taxi firm has banned a 28-stone man because they say he damages cars and is a safety hazard.
The luckless man claimed that because of lack of transport he hasn't seen his girlfriend in ages. I'll bet that's not the only thing he hasn't seen in a long time too!
Oh dear! What about the cleaners who had to supervise an exam when a Sheffield school literally ran out of teachers?
Everything was okay until the exam ended and they, by force of habit, the cleaners threw all the papers away!
I was glad to see that Buster the hamster was re-united with his worried owner after rolling down a street in his ball.
I understand the owner is negotiating a 10,000 sesame seed deal with a national newspaper for the hamster's exclusive story.
COMPETITION: Here's your chance to win THREE pairs of tickets to see Rock FM's Plugged In Show at Blackpool Pleasure Beach Arena on June 22.
The concert features Alisha's Attic, Gun and The Supernaturals - your only chance to see these great bands in the North West this summer!
Just send the answer to the following question with your name, address and telephone number and send to: Rock FM Concert Comp, Preston Citizen, 3 Winckley Court, Chapel Street, Preston, PR1 3JJ.
The closing date for entries is June 19, so hurry.
The question is! - What are the names of the two sisters in Alisha's Attic?
READ more about Kev Seed and the rest of the Red Rose Radio crew on their website: http://www.redrose-demon.co.uk
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