BEACHY Head is now the world's number one suicide spot. I can't see that going into the local tourist brochure somehow.

It's pretty easy to tell it's bad by the huge number of people who go there by public transport and only buy single tickets.

At a greyhound race in Hove recently, the mechanical equipment jammed and the dogs caught up with the hare.

One disgruntled greyhound was heard muttering: "You mean, this is what we've been chasing all these years?" followed by another claiming he's seen more realistic hairs on top of Bruce Forsyth's head.

A Derbyshire schoolgirl has given birth at the age of 12. Neighbours have been great and toys have flooded in. When the mother's finished playing with them, she might let the kid have a go too!

Lada cars will no longer be sold in British showrooms. But don't worry, you might still be able to pick up the odd one in a joke shop.

Peter Andre, who's touring at the moment, has cut the number of sit-ups he does from 1,000 to 400 a day, but reckons this will be enough to keep his famous six-pack stomach.

The rest of us don't do any and are happy to go around with something resembling the barrel the six-pack was poured from!

If you're looking for a great night out this weekend, then why not come and see Rock FM either tonight at The Park nightclub in Charnock Richard near Chorley.

It's free to get in providing you're on my guest list. Call 01257 450145 and be early.

Or tomorrow, Jamie Moore and I will be broadcasting live from Tokyo Jo's between 10pm and midnight. Turn on or turn up.

Once again make sure you're early as we're expecting another full house. Doors open at 8.30pm and girlies get free admission before 10pm.

This week, win a make-over and photo session, plus a free 10X8 natural colour portrait at Olqan Mills Elegance Studio in Lord Street, Liverpool.

Four runners-up will each receive a free make-over including a photo session.

To be in with a chance to win, send the answer to the following question with your name, address and day-time telephone number, before July 18, to: Kev's make-over comp, Preston Citizen, 3 Winckley Court, Chapel Street, Preston, PR1 3JJ.

The question is: Where are your cuticles?

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