SAUCY Cynthia Payne was set to become Government chief whip in a Cabinet reshuffle announced by Monster Raving Loony leader Screaming Lord Sutch.

And 10 Downing Street could have become merely an attraction for Japanese tourists with the real centre of power in Britain being shifted north to Accrington!

That was Sutch's mad manifesto, announced when he visited Accrington.

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