YOU ask us to give you a laugh. Well, I was thinking about our miserable weather, and how the sun seems to have gone to bed, only to pop out occasionally, as if to see what has disturbed him.

Then I wondered why the sun and moon are both male.

Answer: what woman would waste her time going round in circles?

MRS M JACKSON, Chester Avenue, Clitheroe.

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