Somats appeared i't centre o' Rammy,

Wheer th'owd shelter once stood.

Th'owd shelter it 'ad to go,

T'wer full o' needles and cans tha knows!

But what an they put in its place?

A great metal urn that's fell on its face,

And if th'asks most people, what it'll be?

A target fer th' idiots in which to pee.

Remember th'owd school yard game,

Highest up the wall?

Then keep thee eye o th' urn i Rammy,

Full monty? Th'al see it all!

ANON

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