NO, no, no - this cannot be true. Someone must be taking the mickey.

Last week's £500 winner in Blackburn Rovers' Double Your Money Club was. . .Mr A Ferguson, of Blackburn (number 095A)!

Aarghh! Now those pesky Old Trafford plc shareholders might even let him bid for Ronaldo.

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