IF I was Dave Brammer I would have been knocking on Brian Flynn's door on Monday morning with transfer request in hand, writes PETE OLIVER.

After scoring a cracking goal and running Wrexham's midfield I would have been waiting eagerly for the announcement of man-of-the-match when the PA crackled into life near the end of Saturday's game 1-1 draw with Burnley.

"And today's man-of-the-match chosen by our sponsors is ...... Rocky Robin."

No kidding. Wrexham's star man of the day was officially named as mascot Rocky Robin after he had been married on the pitch at half-time and 'entertained' the crowd by consumating said ceremony.

Call me a kill-joy but I found the whole thing beyond a joke.

Or perhaps my view was rather jaundiced by the fact that the oversized bird sat on my lap in the hospitality area before kick-off and messed up my hair with his wing!

Converted for the new archive on 14 July 2000. Some images and formatting may have been lost in the conversion.