THE English are not a dying race, but, to the worry of the Chancellor, are longer living - or so the English thought.

The Government has seen to it that this is not so and have decided to make the English extinct, being replaced by oddballs named Brit-Euros.

Will the next step be to convert British multinationals into Euro-Peons?

J ROBINSON, Parsonage Avenue, Ribchester.

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