DAVE Kelsall was saddled with a bizarre farmyard love story. The Bolton-by Bowland farmer's chestnut stallion Camelot could have had his pick of the field when he decided to horse around.

But his roving eye fell on a black mare half his size. And the unusual match produced a rather confused offspring. Pa was 16-hands high, and ma a six-hands Shetland pony.

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