THERE are defining moments in history when society can be clearly seen to move up or slip down the ladder of civilisation.

For me, the watershed, reached a few years back when sales of lager overtook those of mild and bitter beer, was a sign that a new Dark Ages was approaching.

Now comes the confirmation, with the disclosure that the future of Heinz Salad Cream is under review - after 85 years of livening up lettuce in this country.

Is nothing sacred?

The wimps are winning with their continental lagers, wine bars, outdoor caf tables and sun-dried tomatoes soaked in virgin olive oil and balsemic vinegar.

If this goes on, John Bull will be ditching his bulldog for a poodle.

Fight back - with English mustard!

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