MY son, daughter-in-law and grand-daughter have just moved house, so on a recent visit to see them, Grandad decided to take Abigail, my grand-daughter who is two and a half, for a little walk around the area.

They came across a pathway and fields to farmland where there were some cows.

Thinking he would be educating Abigail, he decided to tell her what happened when the farmers took the cows in for milking, and that's how she would get her milk on her cereal in the morning for breakfast.

But she replied: "Grandad, I get my milk from Iceland."

He didn't know what to say!

J SAYNER (Mrs), Briercliffe Road, Burnley.

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