THIS is a letter of complaint from one of your (two that I know of) Internet readers in Pennsylvania, USA.

Over the last few weeks the web version of Whalley's World has shrunk! In fact, last week it contained just three articles.

It is time to right this wrong, time to restore Whalley to those golden days when his ramblings occupied a full page.

If this matter isn't rectified forthwith I shall organize a campaign to tip tea into Boston harbour - and you remember the trouble that caused last time!

TERRY Walling (chairman-in-waiting of the We Want Whalley Wittering Weekly With Width campaign) via e-mail.

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