AND talking of grown-ups, can I just congratulate Matt Stone and Trey Parker for the episode of South Park shown last Friday on Channel 4, which was right up there with the one with Fat Bob Smith of The Cure in it. It was utterly, utterly brilliant. And utterly, utterly appalling. And I loved every minute of it. You can relive those smashing South Park moments by downloading movies from the Comedy Central site -- be the life and soul of your office and play The Bitch Song during important meetings.

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