WELL, I certainly didn't see this one coming: the latest addition to our record breaking This is Lancashire site is a horoscope section, which you can find nestled neatly in our leisure section.
You can find out what the stars hold and my word it is uncannily accurate: on Tuesday, as I was writing this column (I was in meetings the rest of the week) it said: "You don't seem to care how much money you spend as long as you are having a good time but be aware that you may be limiting your choices for later in the month."
That very evening I was taking Mrs Lewis out for a slap-up meal to celebrate our anniversary, even though I am flat broke and won't be able to afford petrol for my real Beetle and get to work for the rest of September. So see you in a couple of weeks.
This is just the start of a major shake-up of our leisure section over the next couple of weeks, so watch this space for more details.
www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashire/Horoscopes/
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