EVER fancied milking a cow? Well, for all you wannabe farmers www.ferryhalim.com/cowgame gives you the opportunity to get a virtual feel for milking cows.

Playing the game is simple. All you have to do is drag your mouse over the cows and click as fast as you possibly can. The object of the game is to fill your bucket with the milk you have clicked out of the cows.

The person with the most in their bucket wins the game. The game gives you the wacky comfort of milking cows in your home. It is highly addictive, and will have you milking for hours on end.

On-line dance Steps

IF you are a fan of Steps, you will love their futuristic website that goes with their image. The site gives all the Steps' diary of events and is updated frequently. You can find many facts and statistics about Steps.

The band have come a long way since the gimmicky "Five Six Seven Eight" line-dance number that launched them.According to the Gig-O-Meter, Steps performed to 906,500 fans throughout the year 2000.

One of the highest crowds that Steps performed to that year was at London, Hyde Park - Party in the Park on the 9th July 2000. They performed to a record topping 100,000 fans.

You can even learn to groove on line, as the site has an animated steps member running through dance steps of your choice.

You can choose from songs such as Stomp and Tragedy.

If you want to try out some of these dance routines check out www.stepsofficial.com

Worldpop is a great website for anyone interested in the pop world. It gives all the details of up and coming bands and allows you to have first peeks at their websites.

You have the opportunity to ask your favorite pop star a question of your choice. If you like to chat, then this site lets you interact with other like minded web wizards. To access this site click www.worldpop.com

Deep fried yukkies

AFTER fumbling around the web, I came across a really interesting website dedicated to foreign objects that have allegedly been found in fast food.

One woman found a fried chicken head in a carton of nuggets in Virginia. Sounds disgusting, but If you would like to find out about more deep fried objects, contact www.ifounditinmynuggets.com

Boring, boring, boring

IF you are sick of your boring existing e-mail address, then why not give your e-mails a boost. Try www.another.com and you could be sending your pals e-mails with addresses such as fancyadatewithme.co.uk. You will find yourself even more popular with your web pals.

I'm not so ugly, am I?

YOU don't have to be as frighteningly ugly as Freddy Krueger (pictured), from Nightmare on Elm Street, but if you are feeling down about yourself then look no further than www.uglypeople.com.

This site is great for an instant pick-me-up.

The site is full of ugly people -- cruel I know, but you have to be thankful that your face is not part of the website.

I also found another website dedicated to ugly people:

www.mingers.com. For this site all you have to do is post in nominated pictures to the web address, and then viewers vote if they think that the picture is ugly enough to be accepted into the gallery.

You can choose from a variety of galleries, including 'Minging look-a-likes' and Dancing mingers!

AFTER spending all my time sifting through the wonders of the web, I decided that it would wise for me to get out and stretch my legs. I wanted to go somewhere of interest, so I looked at the siteseeing website. All I had to do is pick a destination of interest, such as museums. Then give the town's name of where I would be travelling from. The site will give you numerous listings of museums and the distance from your home to the various museum's, along with a map. For a variety of day trip destinations throughout the UK try visiting www.sightseeing.co.uk before you set off.

Rovers or Clarets...take your click

OPINIONS are like hairstyles. Everyone's got one, and they're all individual.

And football fans are more opinionated than most; you can vent your spleen, declare your undying allegiance, enquire as to the ophthalmic acuity and parental marital status of the referee and otherwise hold forth on everything to do with your favourite team on This is Lancashire.

All the local teams have message boards on their sites for fans to have their say: they are your message boards, so use them!

And don't forget the football sites contain complete archived match reports for the whole of the current season, plus all the latest news from Turf Moor and Ewood Park from the award-winning sport team at the Telegraph...

www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashire/clarets/claretsnews.html

www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashire/rovers/roversnews.html

www.ferryhalim.com/cowgame

www.stepsofficial.com

www.worldpop.com

www.ifounditinmynuggets.com

www.another.com

www.uglypeople.com

www.mingers.com

www.sightseeing.co.uk

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