I WOULD like through your columns to make a suggestion to St Helens Metropolitan Borough Council.

While they are considering having a McDonalds Drive-thru on the left of St Helens Crematorium, how about having a Wacky Warehouse or a Dunkin Donuts on the right hand side, and perhaps a Baked Potato Wagon in the parking area of the crematorium?

Then we can cater for all of our tastes and show our dearly departed what we really think of them.

DISGUSTED, Eccleston (name & address supplied).