IN a few spare minutes at the weekend I went through silly Valentines's messages people pay good money to publish.

I can't believe the twaddle they write.

The best, or worst, included "Buddle Snuddle with love always Snuddle Buddle", "Biddy Boos with love for ever Biddy Bums" and "Baba Slobbadinia will always love you". If he indoors had botherered to read them on the day he could have claimed he had spent a fortune putting one in for me -- the names were exactly the same.

Only he thinks it's a load of old tosh, I got naff all as usual.

Anyone do anything out of the ordinary we should know about?