I MUST confess I didn't watch any of the record breaking Comic Relief -- but I turned over between comedy programmes elsewhere to catch the Big Yin, Billy Connolly, galumphing about the streets in the buff.

With his milky white body and three quarter tanned arms it was a sight to behold. I have to admit he's brave, but OK Billy, we've seen it all before. Put it away -- and this time for good.