THE code breaking masked magician revealed the secrets of some of the biggest and classical illusions on Saturday -- in a TV repeat of course.

I'm just glad I haven't got a bed surrounded by a canopy of 18 inch spikes which could drop down on me -- so I can't try the trick at home! What a ridiculous warning. What am I doing watching such trash on a weekend afternoon you may ask? It's more torture than the pain from my wrenched back which has rendered me prone and immobile -- and because I'm not a fan of RU.