IF you don't already know what that special person in your life is worth, then find out from the 'experts' at www.camelquotes.co.uk.

All you have to do is send in a picture of the person in question to get an official rating from one-to-ten in camels, goats or chickens, depending on their worthiness.

It sounds cruel but they could be worth more than you expected.

The site is not exactly politically correct, with a 'slop bucket' section for those that can't even muster one camel. I will not tell you how many I didn't get!

Get yourself a quote...