I WISH Noah hadn't taken moths on to the ark. He should have let the little blighters perish. They're the bane of my life.

They've already eaten through one living room carpet, now they've started on the second.

No matter what I do to keep the things at bay, they keep reappearing.

I've scrubbed, hoovered, dusted, sprayed, balled and everything possible to exterminate them, but like a bad smell, they come back - out of cupboards, from behind the telly etc.

Thank goodness wooden floors are in fashion. That's what's going down next time if they damage my warm carpet any further.

It's the only way I can think of, unless you know better. Let me know.