I'M not the only one who knows of good actors who steal a living on disability benefit.
A brave Westleyther, who shall remain nameless, has told me about her neighbours who live on the state, yet are able to climb long ladders and walk miles.
They have their telly blasting away 24 hours a day but can afford to pay their bills with the payouts they get.
The pensioner doesn't go to bed to sleep but to listen to their TV - and has asked for a prescription for earplugs.
I take it the planned three-yearly MoT on incapacity benefit claimants would be welcome in this instance then.
And I'm sure there are sadly many more aggrieved people living next door to scroungers who would welcome some action.
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