I'VE been bombarded with invitations to sex shows this week -- via e-mail.

Two companies have urged me to get the experience of a lifetime by logging on. I don't think so.

They are offering "state of the art live shows with the wildest amateurs in the world, and hardcore that hasn't crossed my imagination, beautiful girls and wild studs from almost every country."

And you don't only watch, you can chat with the participants.

They've picked the wrong person here. I never have been and never will be interested in such trash.

They advertise the service as 100 per cent anonymous and 100 per cent harmless. Some claim.

I find being bombarded with such rubbish offensive, and something should be done to put an end to pervs being allowed to transfer this mind-numbing rubbish to unwitting recipients.