H HEY up! it turns out that in the global village of cyberspace, posh Pleasington belongs in its red light area. For go on-line on to the Internet and key in the name of this upper-crust East Lancashire community and, it turns out, you can download loads of naughty stuff! Someone's nabbed the monicker to flog computerised porn! Dear me, is nothing sacred? I always thought that the most exciting diversions available at sedate and proper Pleasington amounted to no more than a pint and a game of bowls at the Butler's Arms. I wonder if resident dialect bard, Mick o' Pleasington, can find put into words what villagers think of this new-found fame as I'm quite speechless.