OH, dear! Anyone presuming to put the world to rights, concerning use of the English language, should beware of pitfalls.

One newspaper, bemoaning the use by the national press of the word 'unsurprisingly', protested that this word did not exist. But then, the writer spoiled it all by placing his criticism under the heading 'Weekly Grammar Gaff'.

According to my copy of the Oxford English Dictionary, a gaff is: 1. "A stick with iron hook for landing large fish"; 2. "A spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent".

The word has to have an e added to the end to transform its meaning into "a blunder; an indiscreet remark". TALK about a gaffe!