RING, ring, ring, ring. "Hello."
"Hello grandpa, it's Jennifer, are you busy?"
"No love, I'm surfing the net." Long pause. "You can't be, you don't have a computer."
"I know, I'm washing my curtains."
"Mum, mum, he's pulling my leg again."
D PRATT (Mr), Plantation Street, Accrington.
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