I RESPOND to the mischievous "ladies" who answered my call to assist the aged and infirm rather than wild animals in today's world (Citizen, Jan 31).

Zoos educate both the young and mature people. Should any be fortunate to be financially succesful, the money is ploughed back in for the benefit and welfare of the wild animals.

I am reminded of some of the anecdotal sayings ingested in my formative years:

1. There is no substitute for experience.

2. We are all animals at heart.

3. Some are more equal than others

4. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

5. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names never hurt me.

6. Empty vessels make the most noise.

7. Thank the Lord for those who care for others.

8. Laughter is the best medicine.

It is to be hoped that these particular "wild animal loving citizens" -- part of a small but highly voluble minority -- all get the assistance they require, if they ever need it, at the right time, unlike many of our own kind in their twilight years.

A R McCarthy,

Marton.