While fans throughout the globe await the start of the World Cup tomorrow I can't wait for it to be over.

I wish I could just nod off for a month then wake up totally refreshed and oblivious to all the hype.

I'm not alone there either. Amazingly three out of five people in the office don't give a monkeys about the tournament.

In fact one oval ball fan said if it was played in his back yard he'd shut the curtains.

My sentiments exactly.