I PLAYED centre forward at hockey for six years and could comprehend all the rules except offside.
It's still beyond me. Though I think I know the theory I can never spot an infringement.
I was therefore delighted to discover that as many men as women signed up for a recent course to explain the complicated rule.
I'm not the only dimbo.
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