HE'S not going to get away with it is he? Tricky Dicky, the meanest villain since Dick Dastardly, really has gone too far this time.

For not only has the evil one of Coronation Street murdered Maxine and framed Aidan in the process, he's now planning his most despicable crime. He's threatening to take Gail and the kids away from the street -- to the other side of Manchester. The swine.

But never fear, Audrey's doing her best Miss Marple routine and is determined to put a stop to his efforts.

All I would say is watch tonight when one of the best storylines in years on the Street gets even more interesting.

Elsewhere in Weatherfield, all these Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes programmes seem to be having an effect.

Has anyone else noticed the resemblance between Aidan the accused and a fat, young Elvis. Sarah Lou has got a definite Holly Valance look going on and as king of the lookalikes I put forward Dev as a dead ringer for David Essex.

If you thought the Brits was boring, you had reckoned on the Baftas to take tedium to a new level. Still it was nice of Catherine Zeta-Jones to show up with her own Golden Globes!