AN 'Allo, 'Allo'-style comedy is on its way to the Thwaites Theatre, Blackburn from Wednesday, July 2 to Saturday, July 5.

The risqu romp Business Affairs has already gone down a storm in Bolton-by-Bowland and the village's drama group hope it will attract sell-out crowds when they perform in Blackburn.

Uproar descends as a couple of Yorkshire businessmen try to sell their haulage firm to two Europeans.

To help the deal along, Stanley and Norman arrange to complete the deal in a smart London hotel, even arranging the services of two sophisticated ladies of the night to help the celebrations.

All appears to be going to plan until the escort girls cancel and Stanley and Norman's wives, Hilda and Rose, get mistaken for the entertainment instead.

The play is not for the easily offended. Call 01254 680137 for details.