I WAS appalled to read Cllr Sands suggestion that a Great British Fish and Chip Feast be held in Morecambe. As a vegan of many years standing I am shocked at the idea of the council supporting such a disgusting, unhealthy and cruel enterprise.

Puppetry of the Penis, however, sounds to me like a breath of fresh air and I'm looking forward to seeing what I understand is a harmless, witty and creative original act. Well done, Morecambe, for finally getting away from all that dismal 1950s theme park nonsense.

Chris Simpson, Regent Street, Lancaster.