A MOONRAKER regular was sick as a chip after Sod's Law struck.

He planned a booze cruise to France to stock up on cheap fags, the week the government raised the price by 20 per cent and much nearer to the ridiculous prices those who still partake in a puff have to cough up.

Apparently while the Brits are still crossing the Channel for cheaper fags, the French are now heading in to Spain for theirs!

We can't win can we?