LOTTO luck is written in the stars apparently. Not in mine it isn't.

Cancer, Capricorn and Virgo were the luckiest signs in 2003 taking 48per cent of the jackpots.

Taurus, that's me, was sadly lagging behind in fortune with no winners, and in my case despite weekly lucky dips I didn't even scoop one tenner.

No-one can have been less lucky, or can they?