Do you see the light?

By which I mean the people who suddenly see the light and transform from complete nobodys to respectability. It's as if they planned it the son of a guns.

For years you used to go drinking, womanising and smoking weed as if there was no tomorrow and then just like that you want us to believe you gave it all up. And the worse thing is they want you to join them in their quest for enlightenment.

Before this sudden transformation you were a complete 'kameenah' and now you make me look like one.

If you didn't mess around in the first place like an idiot you wouldn't need to go through this transformation. And for those of us who didn't commit any of the carnel sins above...we have to listen to it for the next ten years.

Its okay if you were a decent enough person to begin with and you wanted to increase your knowledge about life and stuff but I get the feeling some guys and girls are doing it all for the wrong reasons.

It's amazing how the transformation takes place for those naughty men and women. First it all it's all free and single and getting it on with anything that moved. Then the slow realisation there is something more to life than the 'club shub' and 'party shartee'.

Within days the whole outlook has changed...usually brought about by marriage, lack of marriage or girlfriend / boyfriend trouble. Then the preaching to the masses who used to preach to you in the olden days, begins.

You just remembered now that there is there a God? Where was the redeemer before? Where was the idea of forgiveness when you broke my windows and hit my best friend Martin?

Just because you speak in a gentle voice now doesn't mean I'm going to let you off that five quid you owe me.

Well it's better late than never and we shouldn't mock people just because they have bettered themselves. We should celebrate it because it is not nice to be envious.

That is indeed a sin and for it I ask forgiveness. Just give me my five quid back you kanjoos da puttar.