I WAS delighted to pick up a cheap double Elvis tape for the car.

Unfortunately I didn't notice that the All-time Greatest Hits albums were digitally remastered analogue recordings. Why can't they leave things alone?

I came to work on Monday morning sounding like a boy racer with the thumping sounds of the bass rattling the car windows and overshadowing the voice of The King. Awful.

This was definitely a bargain that wasn't. I'll stick to original recordings in future, thank you.