I COULDN'T live without it --

it's the highlight of the week

and when I read "The Letters' page,

well -- tears roll down my cheek!

But I have to say that the copy -- dated 21st of May

had me rolling in hysterics, yes, the "Waste Bins' won the day!

I marvelled at the controversy caused by a plastic box,

and I howled at squabbling electoral candidates,

who -- each other -- try to outfox!

The rantings and the ravings and the humour that is Bury

have me rushing to the letterbox, in a mighty hurry.

It's the best newspaper around.

EXILED LANCASTRIAN