BURNLEY

"Off The Kerb" Comedy Night, Mechanics, Manchester Road, Burnley, 8pm.

Kyber Kids Club, Queensgate Church, Colne Road, Burnley, 10am-noon.

Aerobics, Barden High School, Burnley, 5pm-6pm.

Fun Pop Quiz, Black Bull Inn, Marsden Road, Burnley, 8.30pm.

Karaoke, The Sparrow Hawk, Burnley, 8pm-11pm.

Victorian Industrial Landscape, The Weavers' Triangle, Burnley.

Adult Beginners Dance Class, The Candy Club, Manchester Road, Burnley, 8.30pm-9.30pm.

PENDLE

Colne Orchestra, Municipal Hall, Albert Road, Colne, 7.30pm.

ROSSENDALE

National Lottery 10th Birthday Celebrations, Haslingden Sports Centre, Helmshore Road, Haslingden, 9am-4pm.

Todmorden Art Group's Annual Art Exhibition, Todmorden Town Hall, 10am-5pm.

Salsa and Line Dancing, 7pm-8pm; Latin and Sequence, 8pm-9pm; Social, until 11pm, IDL Club (top room), George Street, Haslingden.

Fun Quiz, The Old House At Home, Newchurch Road, Rawtenstall, 9pm.

BLACKBURN

"La Corps Glorieux," by Greg Morris, Blackburn Cathedral, 6.30pm.

Charity Christmas Card Sale, Samlesbury Hall, 11am-4.30pm.

Blackburn Rambling Association meet outside Blakey Moor Baths, Northgate, 9am. Thruscross Reservoir (A).

Exhibition of Paintings by Margaret Cross, Samlesbury Hall, 11am-4.30pm. Until November 21.

Quiz Night, Bulls Head Hotel, Whalley New Road, Wilpshire.

Senior Youth Theatre (ages 13-21), Bolton Road, Ewood, 3.30pm-5.30pm.

Sunday Shopping, Town Centre, 11am-5pm. Free parking.

Songs of Praise, Salvation Army, Vicar Street, 6pm. First Sunday of each month.

Junior Gym, Shadsworth Leisure Centre, noon-1pm.

Pub Idol, The Bay Horse, Osbaldeston, 8pm.

Quiz Night, Observatory Hotel, Old Bank Lane, 8pm.

Social Badminton, Shadsworth Leisure Centre, Shadsworth Road, 11am-1pm.

Coffee Morning, Lower Darwen Village Community Centre, 10am-noon.

Junior Youth Theatre (eight-12 year-olds), Empire Theatre, Bolton Road, Ewood, 2pm-3.30pm.

Bethany Christian Fellowship, YMCA, Clarence Street, 10.30am.

Family Fun Orchestra for players of all ages, Heapey and Wheelton Village Hall, 6.15pm-7.45pm.

Adult Supervised Gym Sessions, Shadsworth Leisure Centre, Shadsworth Road, 10am-noon.

Free and Easy, Guide Conservative Club, School Lane, Guide, 8pm.

DARWEN

Autumn Fair, St Joseph's Church, Belgarth Road, Darwen, 11am.

"Cherrybomb," Crown Pub, Darwen, 5pm.

Darwen St James Marching Band, St James Primary School, off Olive Lane, Darwen, 6pm-8pm.

Sequence Dancing, St Joseph's RC Church, Bolton Road, Darwen, 7.30pm-10pm.

HYNDBURN

'The Laughing Bullfrog" Comedy Club, Accrington Town Hall, 8pm.

Asian Women's Group, 1pm-4pm; Youth and Community Football, 1pm-4.15pm, New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington.

Karaoke, The Globe Inn, Accrington Road, Oswaldtwistle.

Karaoke, Rishton Legion WMC, 8.30pm.

East Lancashire Concert Band Rehearsals, James Street WMC, Oswaldtwistle, 11am-1pm.

RIBBLE VALLEY

Autumn Fair, Old Methodist Chapel, Slaidburn, 11am-3pm.

Antiques Fair, West Bradford Village Hall, 10am-4pm.

Allan Blackburn Antiques Roadshow, Alston Hall College, Longridge, 6.30pm.

Gilbert and Sullivan Memories, with Thomas Round, Alston Hall College, Longridge, noon.

Longridge Mountaineering Club meet Grizedale Forest Centre, Satterthwaite, 10am.

. . . AND ON MONDAY:

BURNLEY

"Seasonal Somersalt -- New Zealand," by Stephen Greenwood, Mechanics, Manchester Road, Burnley, 7.30pm.

Singers and Songwriters (11-25 year-olds), Burnley Youth Theatre's ID Club Nights, Mechanics, Manchester Road, Burnley, 7.30pm-9.30pm. First Monday of each month.

Slimming World, Ighten Mount Bowling Club, Burnley, 5.30pm and 7.15pm.

Table Tennis Practice, Burnley Boys Club, 7pm.

Yoga, The Keirby Park Hotel, Burnley, 1pm-2.30pm.

Fibromyalgia Support Group, East Lancashire Voluntary Sector Resource Centre, 62-64 Yorkshire Street, Burnley, 1pm-3pm. Fortnightly.

Tai Chi, Nazareth Unitarian Chapel, Knight Hill, Padiham, 7.30pm.

"Workers Playtime" -- Karaoke and Disco, Circulation, Holmes Street, Burnley, 4pm.

WeightWatchers, Methodist Church Hall, Ribble Street, Padiham, 6.30pm-7.30pm.

After School Club (four -11 year-olds), Burnley Boys' Club, 3pm-6pm.

Towneley Art Gallery and Museums, Towneley Park, Burnley.

Victorian Industrial Landscape, The Weavers' Triangle, Burnley.

Weightwatchers, Rosegrove Unity WMC, Holmelodge, Rossendale Road, Burnley, 6.30pm.

Jacobean Manor House, Gawthorpe Hall, Padiham.

Legs, Bums and Tums, 6pm-7pm; Tae Bo Combat, 7pm-8pm; Adult Streetdance, 8pm-9pm, The Keirby Park Hotel, Burnley.

Burnley Flower Club, Central Methodist Church Hall, Yorke Street, Burnley, 7.30pm. First Monday of each month (except Bank Holidays).

Playground, Central Methodist Church, Burnley, 9.15am.

Keep Fit, United Reformed Church, Bethesda Street, Burnley, 7.30pm.

PENDLE

Slimming World, St Peter and St Paul's Church, Barrowford, 6.30pm.

Folk Club, Bacup Conservative Club, Irwell Terrace, Bacup, 8pm.

Brierfield Bridge Club, Whitefield Centre, 212A Manchester Road, Nelson.

Museum, Gift Shop and Tea Room, Pendle Heritage Centre, Park Hill, Barrowford, Nelson.

Yoga, Brierfield Community Centre, 7pm-8.30pm.

WeightWatchers, St John's Methodist Church Hall, Albert Road, Colne, 6.30pm.

Crafts, Sewing Supplies and Cafe, Glen Mill, North Valley Road, Colne, 9am-5pm.

ROSSENDALE

Bacup Folk Club, Conservative Club, Town Centre, Bacup, 8pm. Jill Fielding Band.

Rossendale Branch of Save The Children Fund, The Old Schoolroom, St James The Less, Burnley Road, Rawtenstall, 7.15pm.

Lancashire Alpine Garden Society, Ramsbottom Civic Hall, 7.45pm. "Reflecting on Jim's Plants."

Yoga Classes, St Mary's Chambers, Rawtenstall, 9.30am-11am.

Rossendale Writers', Weavers' Cottage, Bacup Road, Rawtenstall, 7.30pm. Second and fourth Monday of each month (except Bank Holidays).

Valley Art and Craft Club, Waterfoot Conservative Club, 7.30pm-9.30pm.

WeightWatchers, St Veronica's Church Hall, Helmshore Road, Helmshore, 5.45pm.

Intermediate Yoga Classes, Haslingden Community Link, Bury Road, Haslingden, 7pm-8.30pm.

BLACKBURN

Disabled Swimming, Daisyfield Swimming Pool, 7pm-8pm.

Firework Display, Belthorn Village Recreation Ground, 7.30pm. Potato Pie, Mulled Wine and Refreshments. Display fireworks only.

Blackburn and District U3A, Hornby Room, Central Library, Town Hall Street, 2pm. "Horace," by Roy Titterington.

C'est Tous Theatre Company present "The Tudors and The Plague," Samlesbury Hall. Pre-show talk 6.45pm, curtains up 7.30pm.

Exhibition of Paintings by Margaret Hall, Samlesbury Hall, 11am-4.30pm.

Sounds Investment, Fusebox, Pilkington Street, 7pm-10pm.

Religious Advice Centre, 13 Victoria Street, 6pm-7.15pm.

Free General Legal Advice, St Barnabas Church and Community Centre, 85 Johnston Street, 1pm-3pm. First Monday of each month.

Youth Club, Bangor Street Community Centre, 7.15pm-9.45pm.

Tai Chi/Chi-Kung, 23 Preston New Road, 7.30pm.

Womens Self Defence, 23 Preston New Road, 7.30pm-9.30pm.

Beach Judo Club, Westbury Gardens Church, Audley.

Karate, Pleckgate High School, 7.30pm-9.30pm.

Royal British Legion, Bowman Court, Trinity Street, 2pm. First Monday of each month.

Roe Lee Residents Association Parent and Toddler Group, Toddlers Den, 25-29 Peridot Close, 9am-11.30am.

Blackburn and District Camera Club, St Mary's Court, Mellor, 7.30pm.

Open Circle (first and third Mondays of the month); Awareness Class (second and fourth Mondays of each month), Spiritualist Church, St Peters Street, 7.30pm.

Queen's Park and Audley Youth Information Project, 200 Audley Range. All welcome.

Trampolining Sessions, Jump.UK Trampoline Centre, St Peter Street, 6pm-8pm and 8pm-9pm (adults).

Coffee Morning, Lower Darwen Village Community Centre, 10am-noon.

Tai Chi for the Over-50s, Good Shepherd Church Hall, Earl Street, 1pm-3pm.

Carers Voice -- information service for carers, St John's Centre, Victoria Street, 10am-1pm.

Free Spiritual Healing, Healing Centre, Friends' Meeting House, Paradise Lane, 6.30pm-9.15pm.

Women's Healthy Living Group, Little Harwood Community Centre, 1.15pm-2.45pm.

Baby and Toddler Group, United Reformed Church, Sandy Lane, Lower Darwen, 9.30am-11.30am.

Free Computer Training, Daisyfield Centre. Details: 01254 53724.

Women's Health and Well Being, The Women's Centre, 25 Wellington Street St John's, 9.30am-11.30am.

Blackburn and District U3A, Hornby Room, Central Library, Town Hall Street, 2pm.

Drop-In, 10am-3pm; Free Legal Advice Sessions, 1pm-3pm, WISH Centre, 25 Cardwell Place.

Al Anon -- Help for families and friends of problem drinkers, Mount Pleasant Resource Centre, Larkhill, 7.30pm.

Association of Retired Persons, Clarion Hotel, Billington, 2pm. Third Monday of each month.

WeightWatchers, Methodist Church Hall, Lammack Road, 7pm.

Castle Speakers Club, East Lancs Cricket Club, Shear Brow, 7.30pm. Fortnightly. Guests welcome.

Adult Ballroom, Latin and Popular, Sandersons Dance Studio (Tony's), Town Hall Street. Beginners, 7pm-8pm; Intermediates, 8pm-9pm and Advanced, 9pm-10pm.

Livesey Community Base, Brookway: Food Co-op, orders taken between 9.30am-11am; Parents and Tots 12.45-2.45pm; Junior Club (St Andrew's School), Livesey, 5pm-7pm.

Blackburn Greys Round Table, Millstone Hotel, Mellor, 7.15pm. Second and third Mondays of the month.

Information Shop for Young People, 7 Feilden Street, 12 noon-5pm. Information, advice and counselling.

Majorettes (age three years upwards), St Andrew's School, Livesey, 7pm-9pm.

Walk-in, Talk-in, Mental Health Problems, The Mind Centre, 51 Regent Street, 9.30am-5pm.

Ju-Jitsu and Kickboxing, 7pm-8.30pm, Albion Mill, Ewood, 7pm-8.30pm.

Association of Retired Persons, Clarion Hotel, Billington, 2pm. Third Monday of the month.

Adult Swimming Lessons, Daisyfield Pools, noon-12.30pm and 12.30pm-1pm.

Blackburn Dance and Performing Arts Centre, Eanam Wharf.

DARWEN

Darwen School of Kung Fu and Lion Dance, Sudellside Neighbourhood Centre, Darwen. Junior beginners, 6pm-7pm; Intermediate, 7pm-8pm; Seniors, 8pm-9.30pm.

Sequence Dance, St Edwards Church, Blackburn Road, Darwen, 1.30pm-4pm.

Women's Group, Earcroft Community Base, Hawkshaw Avenue, Darwen, 1pm-3pm. Creche facilities.

Parents and Tots, Hollins Grove Congregational Church, Hawkshaw Avenue, Darwen, 9am-12.30pm.

Over-55s Luncheon Club, noon; Bingo, 1.30pm-3.15pm, Derwent Hall, George Street, Darwen.

Darwen Camera Club, Hollins Grove Church, Hawkshaw Avenue, Darwen, 7.30pm.

HYNDBURN

Age Concern Writers Group meet Banbury Close Community Centre, Accrington, 2pm.

Accrington Camcorder Club, Clifton Mill, Pickup Street, Oswaldtwistle, 7.15pm.

Accrington and District Canine Association, Elmfield Hall, Gatty Park, Church, 7.30pm. Until December.

Age Concern Gentle Exercises, The New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington, 10am-noon.

Healthy Gym Sessions, 10am-11am; Ladies Group, 11am-noon and 5pm-6pm; Study Groups, 3.30pm; Sign Language Classes, 6pm-8pm; New Youth Club (age 11-22), New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington.

Free English, Maths and Computer Learning, Easy Learning Centre, 374 Blackburn Road, Accrington, 10am-7pm. Further details: 01254 729360.

Yoga, Youth and Community Centre, Lower Fold, Great Harwood, 1pm-2.30pm.

Weightwatchers, Churchfield House, Church Street, Great Harwood, 6.30pm.

Salsa and Latin Sessions, SportLife, Scaitcliffe Street, Accrington, 7.15pm-8.15pm.

Sequence Dancing, Poplar Club, Accrington, 1pm-4pm.

Hippings Vale Artists, Harvey Street Community Centre, Oswaldtwistle, 1pm-3.30pm.

Singles Dance, Poplar WMC, Wellington Street, Accrington, 8.30pm-11pm.

Accrington and District Probus Club, Accrington Town Hall, 9.45am-noon. First and third Mondays of each month.

WeightWatchers, Eagle Street Senior Citizens, Accrington, 5.30pm.

Scottish Slimmers Classes, Hippings Vale Community Centre, Oswaldtwistle, 6.30pm.

RIBBLE VALLEY

WeightWatchers, St James Church Hall, Clitheroe, 9.30am.

Ladies Guild, Christ Church, Longridge, 7.30pm. "Mrs Kirkham's Cheese," by Ruth Kirkham.

St Peter's Church Men's Fellowship, Salesbury Cricket Pavilion, 7.45pm. "English Stained Glass," by Ian and Christine Hamilton.

Time Out Ladies Group, St Ambrose Parish Room, Grindleton, 7.30pm. "A New Zealand Journey," by Barbara Bingham.

Christmas Crafts, Platform Gallery, Station Road, Clitheroe, 10am-4.30pm. Until January 8.

Aerobics, Memorial Hall, Hurst Green, 7pm-8pm.

Clitheroe Bridge Club, Waddow Hall, Waddington, 7.15pm.

Line Dancing, St Wilfrid's Parochial Hall, Ribchester, 7.30pm. Beginners welcome.

Line Dancing Classes, Chipping Village Hall, 8pm-10.30pm.

Yoga Classes, Chipping Village Hall, 7pm-9pm.

WeightWatchers, Clitheroe Cricket Club, Chatburn Road, 6.30pm.

Keep Fit Class, Chipping Village Hall, 10am-noon.

Junior Fun Dancing, Parochial Hall, Ribchester, 4pm-5pm.

FURTHER AFIELD

Frankie and Johnny in the Clair de Lune, Octagon Theatre, Bolton. Until November 20.

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Manchester Apollo.

The Talented Mr Ripley, Dukes Theatre, Lancaster. Until November 20.

Starlight Express, Opera House, Manchester. Until December 4.

CINEMA

APOLLO, Blackburn: The Grudge (15), Birth (15),

Exorcist: The Beginning (15), Shark Tale (U), Five Children and It (U),

Alien Versus Predator (15), Princess Diaries 2 (U), preview Sat, Sun, Thu

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (15), Saturday morning Around The World in 80 Days (PG). Tel: 01254 695979.

APOLLO, Burnley: The grudge (15), Finding Neverland (PG),

Bad Santa (15), Exorcist: The Beginning (15), The Grudge 15 (15), Alien Vs

Predator (18), Shark Tale (U), Birth (15), Five Children and It (U), White

Chicks (12A), Bad Santa (15), Saw (18), Princess Diaries 2 (U), Preview Sat,

Sun, Thu Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (15), Saturday morning -

Thunderbirds (PG). Tel: 01282 456333.

GRAND, Clitheroe: De-Lovely (PG). Tel 0870 777 2168.

VUE, Accrington: Tel 01254 306660.