'THEY are selling fillets for 99p at McDonald's!' As soon as I heard the news I hurried down to the nearest one, only to find that they had changed the offer.

It was a big disappointment.

At least that Maya woman from Coronation Street got what she deserved.

I knew a girl once who made Maya look like a saint. She was all right at first but then turned nasty when I wouldn't do my share of the washing up.

Did I say girl, I meant this person I knew...uhhm..friend...I'm dead when I get home.

I don't watch soaps very often but whenever they have a mental case around, it becomes compulsory.

Which brings me on to this week's point - women. I think it is about time we all sat down as men and admitted women are by far the stronger of the sexes.

There's no doubt about it and I won't take no for an answer.

Women are better at lying than men. Women are more likely to mentally abuse a man and women know a thing or two about how to do it, too.

They can make a man do anything by dangling a gajjar (carrot) in front of them.

They are basically better at everything and men are there to take orders.

It's simple.

The only time I have ever seen a man act more superior than a woman is at an Asian wedding.

Men get served in double quick time whilst women have to wait for all the grandmas to digest their food.

What I don't like therefore is guys who don't admit it. Just admit it.

Life becomes so much simpler and easier.

"I wear the pants in my house" I hear some men saying. Sure you do.

You may wear the pants but you don't own them.

The idea that Asian women are subservient and do as they are told is rubbish.

Who the hell came up with this idea anyway? It's girl power with a vengeance and a vicious circle that will never end.

Enough of the immigrant bashing. I sat among some 'gentlemen' (guys from abroad who get married to someone in the UK ) the other week.

The tragic stories unfolded and I felt like I was on an Oprah Winfrey Special. "My wife gives me £20 to spend a month and when I run out I have to stand on a street corner to earn my keep."

Another said, "I walk everywhere, even to Tesco because my wife thinks I'm too fat."

A third just wanted to go back home. "I got me a brand new combine harvester back there but my wife says the factory makes more money."