TOMORROW

"Midsummer Madness" -- All day paper crafting demonstration, Portfolio , 3 Simmons Street, 10am-4pm. Details: 01254 665053.

The Keith Barrett Show, King George's Hall, Northgate, 7.30pm.

"Absolutely Animal" Exhibition, Samlesbury Hall. Until June 30.

Parents and Tots, 9.30am-11.30am; Cyber Drop-In, 9.30am-11.30am; Tea Time Club (five-eight year-olds), 4.30pm-6.30pm; Out of School Experience, 3.30pm-6.30pm, Ivy Street Community Centre. Details: 01254 55977.

Youth Group (11-16 year-olds), Cabin End, Windsor Road, Knuzden, 7pm-9pm.

Blackburn Townswomens Guild, St Johns Centre, Richmond Terrace, 2pm. Third Tuesday of the month.

WeightWatchers, Cherry Tree Cricket Club, Preston Old Road, 6.30pm.

Phoenix Kickboxing, Ivy Street Community Center, 7pm-9pm.

Line Dancing, Guide Conservative Club, School Lane, Guide, 7.30pm-10.30pm.

Christian Bookshop and Cafe, St Barnabas Church, 85 Johnson Street, 9am-5pm.

Phoenix Kick-boxing Academy, Ivy Street, Community Centre, 7pm-9pm.

Belmont Morris Dancers (five years and over), Westbury Gardens, off Audley Range, 6pm-9.30pm.

Beginners Judo, Shadsworth Leisure Centre, 6pm-7pm.

Ballet, Tap, Modern, Gymnastics, Funky Jazz, Cheerleading and Musical Theatre (from two years to adult), Zoe Taylor School of Dance, Knuzden. Telephone: 01254 260657.

East Lancashire Aircrew Association, St Mark's Conservative Club, Preston Old Road, Witton, 8pm. First Tuesday of the month.

Addiction Problem Group, THOMAS Project, St Annes House, France Street, 2.30pm.

West End Youth Club, Clayton Street, 7pm-9pm.

Line Dancing, Beechwood Club, Little Harwood, 7pm.

Slim and Slender, St Anne's RC School, Feilden Street, 5.15pm and 6.30pm.

Junior Gateway Club (children with special needs), Stansfield Street Centre, 6pm-8pm.

Coffee Morning, Narthex, St Mary's Church, Mellor, 10am-11.30am.

Blackburn Townswomen's Guild, St Johns Centre, Victoria Street, 2pm. Third Tuesday of the month.

Multiple Sclerosis Society, St Paul's Church Hall, 7.30pm. Third Tuesday of the month.

Karate, Pleckgate High School, 7.30pm-9.30pm.

Adult Tap and Jazz Classes, Blackburn Dance and Performing Arts Centre, Eanam Wharf.

Lunch Club and Social, noon-3pm; Youth Club, 7pm-9pm, Livesey Community Base, 132 Brookway.

Blackburn and East Lancs Model Railway Society, Clubrooms, Tontine Street, 7.30pm.

Blackburn Lions Club, Blakey's Wine Bar, King George's Hall, 8pm. First and third Tuesday of the month.

Line Dancing, beginners 7pm-8pm; intermediates 8pm-10pm, Mellor Village Hall.

Ju-Jitsu and Kick-boxing, Albion Mill, 7pm-8.30pm.

Drug and Alcohol Support Group, St Anne's House, France Street, 2.30pm.

Blackburn Symphony Orchestra, St Mary's College, Shear Brow, 7.15pm-9.30pm.

Blackburn and District Stamp Club, Feilden Room, Central Library, Town Hall Street, 7.30pm. First and third Tuesday of the month.

Aromatherapy, Reflexology, Facial and Beauty Treatments, Ageing Well Centre, Age Concern, 4 King Street, 10am-3pm.

Sequence Dancing, Senior Citizens Club, St Paul's Church, Audley, 1.45pm-3.45pm. New members welcome.

Quiz Night, Fernhurst, Bolton Road, 9pm.

Queen's Park and Audley Youth Information Project, 200 Audley Range. All welcome.

Free Computer Training, Daisyfield Centre.

Tae Kwon Do, Harrisons Institute, Charles Street, 6.30pm-8pm.

DARWEN

"Feedback," Ranken Arms, Hoddlesden.

Darwen Scuba Diving Club, Darwen Liesure Centre, 9pm. Details: 07708 648372 or 01254 691939 (Paul Brown).

Parents and Tots, New Methodist Church, Blackburn Road, 1pm-3pm.

Mini Tennis, Darwen Leisure Centre, 10am-noon.

Sports Acrobatic Gymnastics (up to competition standard), Blackburn with Darwen Sports Acro Club, Darwen Vale Community Leisure Centre, Darwen Vale School, Bolton Road. Details: 07979831002.

Parent and Toddler, 1pm-3pm; Girls' Group, 7pm-9pm, Youth and Community Centre, Knott Street.

WeightWatchers, Conservative Club, 2/4 Harwoods Lane, Hoddlesden.

St Johns Ambulance Centre: Cadets, 6.30pm-8pm; Adults, 7.30pm-9pm, George Street.

Parents and Tots, 1pm-3pm; IT activities (nine-12 year-olds); Whist, 2pm-4pm (third Tuesday of the month), Earcroft Community Base, Hawkshaw Avenue

Over-55s Luncheon Club, noon; Pop-in Cafe, 10am-1.30pm; Sequence Dancing, 1.30pm-4pm, Derwent Hall, George Street.

HYNDBURN

Royal Air Force Association, Brookes Club, Infant Street, Accrington, 7.30pm. Third Tuesday of the month.

Rosemary Conley Diet and Fitness Club, Barnes Square Methodist Church,Clayton-le-Moors, 5.45pm.

WeightWatchers, Legion Club, Walmsley Street, Rishton, 6.30pm.

Mixed Kickboxing and Jujitsu, Cobra Mixed Martial Arts School, corner of Nuttall and Victoria Street, Accrington, 6pm-7pm.

Coffee Morning, Playtime Play Centre, John Street, Oswaldtwistle, 10am-11.30am. Term time only.

Volunteer Drop-In, New Era Centre, Paradise Street, Accrington, 10am-2pm.

Bingo, The Collinson Club, Harvey Street, Oswaldtwistle, 1.45pm-4pm.

Kuon Ji-Ju Jitsu, Civic Hall, Clayton-le-Moors, 6.45pm-9.45pm.

New Friends of Hyndburn Widows Club, 13 Hereford Close, Accrington, 7pm-9pm.

Bingo, The Collinson Club, Harvey Street, Oswaldtwistle, 1.45pm-4pm.

Accrington Flower Club, King St Music and Sport Club, Accrington. Third Tuesday of the month.

Hippings Vale Artists, Harvey Street Community Centre, Oswaldtwistle, 9.30am-noon and 1.30pm-4pm.

WeightWatchers, The Lounge, Town Hall, Union Road, Oswaldtwistle, 5.30pm and 7pm.

Great Harwood Male Voice Choir Rehearsals, Antley Methodist Church, Accrington, 7.15pm-9.30pm.

Over-50s Sports Sessions, Hyndburn Sports Centre, Henry Street, Church, 9am-1pm.

Friendship Mornings for the Over-50s, Peel Street Baptist Church (next to the bus station), Accrington, 10.30am. First and third Tuesday of the month.

English Speaking Classes, 9am-noon; Healthy Exercise, 10am-noon; Over-50s Tai Chi, 10am-noon; Computer Courses, noon-3pm; Ladies Gym Class, 5pm-6pm; DASH Sport, 7pm-9pm; DJ Workshop Mixing, 7.30pm-9pm, New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington.

Tatsu Nami Ju-jitsu (five-nine year-olds) 5.30pm-6.55pm, (10-16 year-olds) 7.05pm-8.30pm, St Mary Magdalens School, Whalley Road, Accrington.

RIBBLE VALLEY

Line Dancing, Knowle Green Village Hall, 8pm.

Clitheroe Ramblers meet Chester Avenue car park, Clitheroe, 1pm. Downham (four miles).

Ribchester Art Club Exhibition of Paintings, Longridge Library. Until July 31.

Bowland Wild Boar Park, Chipping, 10am-4pm.

Yoga, noon-1.30pm; Circuit Training, 6.45pm-8pm, Longridge Civic Hall.

Painting for Pleasure with Judy Tomlinson, Pendleton Village Hall (near the Swan With Two Necks), 10am-noon and 12.45pm-2.45pm.

Kick Aerobics, West Bradford Village Hall, 7pm-8pm.

Quiz Night, Dog Inn, Longridge.

The Longridge Losers Weight and Go Club, Over-60s Club, Longridge, 6pm-7.30pm.

Football Training Session, Holm Field, Sabden, 6.30pm.

Slimming World, Clitheroe Rugby Club, 5.30pm.

Clitheroe's Lancashire Country Market (former WI Market), United Reformed Church, Clitheroe, 10am-11.30am.

Keep Fit Session, Chipping Village Hall, 7pm-8pm.

Sequence Dancing, Pendle Club, Lowergate, Clitheroe, 7.30pm.

Folk Club, Royal British Legion Club, Longridge, 8.30pm. First and third Tuesdays of the month.

Chess Club, Social Centre, Lowergate, Clitheroe, 6.45pm.

The Toll House Beaders, Aunt Jemimah's, Old Saw Mill, Shawbridge. First Tuesday of the month.

Ribblesdale Camera Club, Ribble Lane, Chatburn, 7.30pm.

Social Bridge, Whalley Village Hall, 7pm.

FURTHER AFIELD

Grin Up North Exhibition, Bolton Museum. Until July 9.

Mystique, The Horseshoe Bar, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 6.

Ladyboys of Bangkok, The Lowry, Salford Quays.

The 39 Steps, West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds. Until July 16.

Antony and the Johnsons, Manchester Academy.

The Triumph of Watercolour, The Whitworth Art Gallery, University of Manchester. Until August 7.

Eight Miles High, Octagon Theatre, Bolton. Until July 2.

CINEMAS

APOLLO, Burnley: Kung Fu Hustle (15), Batman Begins (12A), Mr and Mrs Smith (15), Thu preview War of the Worlds (12A), Star Wars 3 (12A), The Pacifier (PG), House of Wax (15), A Lot Like Love (PG), Saturday Two Brothers (U). Tel 0871 223 3445.

APOLLO, Blackburn: Batman Begins (12A), A Lot Like Love (PG), Thu preview War of the Worlds (12A), Mr and Mrs Smith (15), Star Wars 3 (12A), The Pacifier (PG), Saturday Thunderbirds (PG). Tel: 0871 22 33 446.

VUE, Accrington: Tel 0871 2240 240.

STAGE & SCREEN, Clitheroe: Fri to Mon Monster in Law (12A), Tues to Thurs A Good Woman (12A). Tel 01200 427162.

BURNLEY

North East Morris Minor Owners Club, Bentley Wood Farm, Hapton, 8pm. Second Tuesday of the month.

War Games, 7pm; Senior Citizens Dancing, 8pm (transport provided), Burnley Boys Club.

Tai Chi, United Reformed Church, Bethesda Street, 11.15am.

Xingyi Kung Fu, Sion Baptist Church, Church Street, 7pm-9pm.

WeightWatchers, Central Methodist Church Hall, Hagreaves Street, 10.15am, noon-1pm, 5pm.

Whist Drive, Simonstone Old School, 7.30pm.

Bums and Tums, 5.10pm-6pm; Triple Challenge, 6pm-7pm; Pilates, 7pm-8pm; Adult Streetdance, 8pm-9pm, Body Works, Charlotte Street.

Burnley Caving Club, Barden Centre, 6pm.

Hot Yoga, 7pm-8pm; Adult Streetdance, 8pm-9pm, The Keirby Park Hotel.

Entertainment with Mike Alone, The Red Rock, Sabden Road, Northtown, Padiham, 8.30pm.

Adults Only Diet Support Club, Brunshaw Action Group's Community Centre, 6pm-7pm.

Over-50s Club, Queensgate Pentecostal Church, noon.

Sequence Dancing, Padiham Town Hall, 1.30pm.

Tuesday Walking Group meet Action Group Shop, Rosegrove, 1.15pm.

3D Karaoke, Hare and Hounds, Padiham.

Painting for Pleasure, Religious Society of Friends, Walverden Road, 2pm-4pm.

Tae Kwon Do, Padiham Town Hall, 5.30pm-6.30pm.

WeightWatchers, Worsthorne Parish Rooms, 6.30pm.

After School Club (four-11 year-olds), Burnley Boys Club, 3pm-6pm.

Tea Club, Parish Rooms, Worsthorne, 1.30pm-3.30pm.

Craft Group, St Andrew with St Margaret and St James, 1.30pm.

Line Dancing, Railway Club, Rosegrove,7.30pm.

Yoga for Beginners, Nazareth Unitarian Chapel, Knight Hill, Padiham, 2pm and 7pm.

Burnley Gilbert and Sullivan Society, United Reformed Church, Bethesda Street, 7.30pm.

PENDLE

Spring Step Walk meet Gisburn Road Post Office, Barnoldswick, 10am (one hour).

WeightWatchers, Higherford Methodist Church, Gisburn Road, Barrowford, 6pm.

Brierfield Bridge Club, Leeds/Liverpool, 2 Clitheroe Road, Brierfield, 7pm.

"Let's Walk," Free Guided Walk meet corner of St Paul's Road and Chapel House Road, Nelson, 10am. Women only.

Children's Street Dance Class, Sanderson Dance and Fitness Centre, 10 Churchill Way, Lomeshaye Industrial Estate, Nelson, 5pm-6pm.

Disco and Quiz Night, Thatch and Thistle, Surrey Road, Nelson.

Pendle Heritage Centre, Park Hill, Barrowford, Nelson.

Sequence Dancing, Silverman Hall, Nelson, 7.30pm.

ROSSENDALE

The Mark Gilbanks Big Band with The Tommy Melville Quartet, The Rhythm Station, Rawtenstall.

Rossendale Flower Club, Cribden House, Rossendale General Hospital, Rawtenstall, 7.30pm-9pm. First and third Tuesdays of the month.

Rosemary Conley Diet and Fitness Club, Unitarian Church, Bank Street, Rawtenstall, 10am.

WeightWatchers, Alder Grange High School, Calder Road, Haslingden, 6.30pm.

Beginners Yoga Class, Alder Grange Community and Technology School, Calder Road, Haslingden, 7pm-8.30pm.

Martin's Quiz Night, White Lion, Burnley Road, Rawtenstall, 9.30pm.

Ceilidh Dancing Classes, Sunnybank Social Club, Helmshore Road, Helmshore, 7.30pm-9pm.

WeightWatchers, Community Link, off Bury Road, Haslingden, 6.30pm.