THE Loves are a fantastically retro Welsh band who have chosen a diabolical track to open their new EP.

One-Two-Three sounds like T-Rex at their off-key worst and played badly.

The rest of the EP is a stomp through various musical territories, from a cover of proto-punk Jonathan Richman's Pablo Picasso to a live version of The Loves' own bitter-sweet slice of the Sixties, Chelsea Girl.

Mostly brilliant.