This compilation offers the truly desperate pretty much what it says on the tin - except the punk rock.

Instead it's full of faux-pas emo warblings, often of a nature that would excruciate even McFly.

If you wish to liven up your sixth form common room then it has commendably gone to town with the number of songs - 22 songs of middling indifference.

Go and dig out classic 70's punks The Boys' The Yobs Christmas Album for a proper punk rock Christmas.