Timmy Mallett and David Van Day want Madonna to appear on their jungle ‘anthem’.

The pair have been working on Biff, Baff, Boff – penned about their time on I’m A Celebrity... – and are considering approaching A-list artists for help in fulfilling their dream of chart success.

David said: “You might get Brian May to play guitar.”

But Timmy replied; “No, too old. You want someone young and funky and now.

"I was going to say Madonna but she’s in the thralls of divorce so you don’t want her involved in it.”

The pair have so far struggled with lyrics to the track – and a luke-warm reception from their camp mates – but former Dollar singer David believes they will have no problem finishing the track.

He said: “We can easily write lines like rice and beans, rice and beans, rice and beans.

"Nice little lines like that. I can think of other things like that but I think they’re probably saved now for the end.”

The pair are already under the belief they are becoming internet stars with the track and have discussed how their royalties will be divided.

Timmy said: “I’m really glad we did that song. That’ll be on You Tube tonight.”

David replied: “When I get out, I will get on the phone. I guess the writing is 50/50, have you got a publisher or do you publish yourself?”

Earlier this week, the pair discussed the possibility of their own comedy show.