By Hugh Davies.
Tom left home to join the army
Kay, his girlfriend was sad, it drove her barmy
He promised that he would write to her every single day
As Tom got on the plane, he called out "I love you Kay".
Please Mr Postman look and see,
If there's a letter from Tom to me.
After six months Kay finished with Tom, she'd met someone better
"He's a postman I met when he was delivering your one letter."
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