THEY’VE done Essex girls and probably presumed Liverpudlians would complain about being stereotyped.

Anyway, the Geordie Shore title sounds a bit more like its American compatriot Jersey Shore, so it made sense to concentrate on the party-going North-Easterners.

An unfunny mix of Viz’s Sid the Sexist and The Fat S****, like Big Brother — only they’re allowed out — as soon as the inmates are announced you know what you’re in for.

Gary, for instance, says: “I have a degree in pulling women,” while Sophie adds: “I’m going to be a complete slut and put out.”

Her proud mum adds that she has a fantastic figure.

Gary says he has a pretty good secret weapon. Have a guess!

Five seconds in and Vicky has decided Jay’s the man.

Thoughtful Jay has brought condoms into the house, just in case.

It’s not long until, in the hot tub, Holly stuffs a bottle between her breasts before getting them out and being unfaithful to her boyfriend on the first night.

He’s okay with it, though.

On a night out there’s a fight, and Greg wins the respect of the others by wading in and punching someone’s lights out.

Unfortunately, it’s not one of the other housemates.

From being a bit “dodgy” he instantly becomes a “canny lad”.

And I thought I liked Geordies!

Gripping viewing, though.